Sporadic Erratic

alternativepokemonart:

dorkly:

Pick Your Starter!: A Choose-Your-Own-Pokemon-Adventure

• Choose Bulbasaur
• Choose Charmander
• Choose Squirtle
• ?????MYSTERY CHOICE?????

THIS IS HILARIOUS EVERYONE NEEDS TO DO THIS

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neverendingdickjokes:

Whoa hey, the neverending dickjoke store is open! Come have a look see.

Valentines are $2 each, 3 for $5. Alternatively, you can get 10 for $15 or if you’re in the mood to splurge, 50 for $50!

You can buy all the valentines on the site. And if you’re in North America, as long as you order by the 11th, your valentines will get to you on time! I meant to open this shop up earlier but I’ve been kind of busy, so apologies!

Use LOVEMEDO for a spiffy 10% off until Valentine’s Day~ I’ll be adding more dickjokes as I come up with them and uploading some of my posters as well!

drawingnothing:

Strange and Creepy Pokedex Entries #4 Shedninja

The weirdest thing about this one is that if you have and use this Pokemon, chances are you are going to be looking at its back a lot.

drawingnothing:

Strange and Creepy Pokedex Entries #3 Cacturne’s Sapphire entry.

I bet they murder unsuspecting people just for fun.

jedhenry:

Pokemon is done! I haven’t added the kanji captions, but I can do that later. Enjoy! Next is a redo of Samus fighting Mother Brain.  It’s gonna be so fun!

Prints go on sale Aug 1, on Kickstarter.  To put your name on the preorder list, please email me at thejedhenry (at) gmail (dot) com.  Or, you can ‘like’ the facebook page, and get daily updates and sneak peeks.

ポケモンが出来ました。　次はサモスの描き直し。　このプロジェックトは楽しすぎる！ 　プリントは８月１日発売。事前に注文リストに入力するため、メール下さい。　thejedhenryアットgmailドットcom　　それともfacebookページに来て下さい。

danielkrall:

I’ve been missing in action for a couple of weeks! Hectic times! Lots of drawings and other new exciting but busy developments.

I did finally get a chance to finish up my contribution to the Pokémon Battle Royale show at the Light Grey Art Lab Gallery in Minneapolis MN! I was asked to draw Team Rocket, and I couldn’t be more pleased with the selection. Prepare for trouble etc.

Information on the show here: http://pokemonbattleroyale.blogspot.com/

Participating artists here: http://pokemonbattleroyale.blogspot.com/p/participants.html

Lots of cool folks have done lots of cool stuff! Check out the opening on April 20th if you’re in the area!

reapersun:

based on pretty much the best thing i’ve ever read on the kink meme ever

it’s embarrassing how much i like making pokemon sprites

neverendingdickjokes:

RANDOMASS Valentines
Featuring Scott Pilgrim, Ash, Finn, and Brief.

These are basically the leftovers that didn’t fit in with the other valentine groups.

They’re for sale!

$2 each, 3 for $5! Printed on glossy paper. Approximately 3 x 4” each. 

FAQ | Other Valentines

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pettyartist:

graphingmercury:

whalesambataps8:

blankison-blankicus:

where-arewe:

licoriceplease:

fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

I mean, I’d read it.

Me too.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

douchenozzle

DOUCHENOZZLE

DOUCHENOZZLE

I’m trying to imagine Pokemon as written by the author of Twilight. My brain completely shuts down at the thought.

I’d still read it.

(Source: setyourphaserstostun, via thenjw)

Epic.

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