NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve put up a new build. The last build (v4.1a) went up early February, and I’m just putting up a new one now. Sorry about that! A lot has been happening in the past two months, as mentioned in a previous post about development updates. As…
How to genderbend, according to Resident Evil Official Art:
Option A: Remove Shirt Obtion B: Remove Pants
The man is the Resident Evil character HUNK, the woman is the female gendered swapped HUNK, so this is the same character but apparently when she becomes a woman, she loses her pants. -_o
So you’re walking into zombie-infested territory where a bite or scratch might doom you to be a zombie, but you don’t wear pants. That makes sense. It’s like she was on a beach somewhere when duty called and she hurriedly put on her equipment, jacket, boots, then was like “oh crap! I forgot to put on my pants!” but it was too late and she had to move out.
I mean, I don’t mind that they added a skirt. But really, it’s a horribly bad idea to leave the legs bare! Not to mention, it looks… well, stupid.
I’m pretty sure that’s not even a skirt, it looks like they’ve just added a couple of inches of length to her Battle Dress Uniform jacket so they won’t have to give her a skirt.
This is particularly stupid for Resident Evil though for one reason, highlighted by the male HUNK.
See how his pants kind of conform and seem to have some sort of wrapping around where the pants meet the boot? That’s a standard military/para-military practice with battle uniforms because it stops anything going up the pant leg.
Things that might go up a soldier’s pant leg include:
Creepy crawly bugs
Tear gas, mustard gas or similar chemical weapons
Biological weapons such as a highly contagious zombie virus
Seriously what is the point of wearing your gas mask and wearing a sealable BDU jacket if you just leave the bottom open and your legs bare?
Wait you’re telling me this ISN’T a joke and this is the actual design of a female character in an existing Resident Evil game?
makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs
and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation
sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front