Monsieur Nic Choisnel—you were so lucky your adventure with snake wine was less animated! Also- this is one of the most terrifying things in the world on all levels. Ruining the good name of pickling by involving snakes is awful to begin with…and how did anyone even think to do this? Did a snake fall into the wine barrel and some guy drank some and then noticed the snake? Or did the wine have magic snake properties? And who is the poor bastard that gets to try and wrangle a snake into a bottle? Ugh! Kill me now!
assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.
I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.
8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like
French tennis star who won Wimbledon faces Twitter backlash from vile online trolls calling her ‘fat’ and ‘too ugly to win
The 28-year-old won the woman’s singles prize at Wimbledon
She has been attacked on Twitter for her looks
Trolls branded her ‘fat’ and an ‘ugly bitch’ before calling her ‘manly’
BBC commentator John Inverdale has been criticised after asking if Bartoli’s father had ever told her she wasn’t a ‘looker’ x
Because remember ladies! Even if you are at the top of your field and achieve phenomenal success, it will automatically be undeserved if you are not considered sexually attractive enough to be worthy of men’s time!
Everywhere women are showing men we’re just as good as them and their response is to say our achievements aren’t valid unless we do it whilst being porn star material.
We’re showing men and women that we’re just as good as them. Do not make the mistake of assuming that all these trolls are men. A vast majority are men I’m sure (I won’t argue that), but the whole number still includes women.